So this week my post is inspired by something I found pretty shocking and slightly worrying to be honest.
The BBC have uncovered plans by the government to monitor students more closely to "de-radicalise" universities. This means that things like essays and other pieces of submitted work will be looked at more closely by lecturers. At first glance, it seems that this is something to keep the whole world a safer place, but as I read on, I started to feel a little uneasy.
The policy is to examine the threat to young men in particular being recruited by extremists, so a review by Lib Dem Lord Carlile is calling for lecturers to have closer relationships with students, and to have a bigger role in their care at university. Other suggestions that have been put forward are a "traffic light" system that will assess students of concern in private, and even a call for a "fightback" on sites such as
Youtube and
Facebook. Concerned? I am.
Now I can't help but think that all of these weird and wonderful ideas of extremism breeding on our university campuses is because of the student protests. I do not consider myself an extremist and neither do I have extremist views, but there I was with 50,000 other students exercising my right to protest. The video below is me outside Millbank Tower when it all kicked off.
Not particularly violent. Just a video to say "Yeah. I was there!". What a day it was as well. Apart from the small minority that went mental, it was a fantastic atmosphere and something I'm very happy I was a part of. Fat lot of good it did, but hey, freedom of speech right?
Studying journalism, we're encouraged to express our opinions and debate taboos openly as a class, so what a job it would be for some of my lecturers to keep tabs on half the things my class says! It shouldn't have to be up to lecturers to keep an eye on our every single move anyway. Surely if something was drastically wrong, alarm bells would ring and common sense would prevail (I hear some of these lecturers are quite an intelligent bunch you know!). So it's no wonder that this has been met with some hostility from staff who say they would feel like "spies". I think they're right to feel that. My lecturers go above and beyond their job roles to be honest. I couldn't fault them. They're there when I need help, always happy to chat and will put up with our constant demands "because we're paying for it", so why then should they be expected to keep an eye on more vulnerable people to make sure they don't get recruited by some sort of extremist organisation? Surely it should be the government that keep tabs on them anyway?
Aside from the fact it's a massive burden on lecturers, what about us lot? Where does this leave us? In an ever changing society where people complain that political correctness has gone mad, we now have to make sure that our work doesn't make us out to be some sort of nut job. Personally, I don't think I'm the kind of person they're after anyway. Here's a quote from James Brandon from the counter-terrorism think tank the Quilliam Foundation:
"The same as university lecturers for example see it as their duty to tackle racism, sexism, homophobia, I think they should also feel it's their duty to tackle radical, extreme and intolerant thoughts which are justified through Islamist ideology."
Think of that what you will.
My suggestion is that rather than the government make the lecturers feel bad, put actual spies in universities. How exciting would that make campus? A car chase here and there, the odd gun fight in the SU..... AWESOME!
Here are my Top 5 suggestions for spies at Staffs. You never know who'll be lurking in the LRV....
James Bond
The Ultimate spy it must be said! I could see him being a smooth operator at the bar in Ember. Taking advantage of all those cheap cocktails.... I reckon he's be a right charmer for all the young ladies too!
Jason Bourne
Well, let's face it. Bourne is the man. I think he would bring plenty of excitement on campus! I think he would be my all action hero for sure! Helps that he's easy on the eye too!
Evelyn Salt
This is just one for the lads really! You have to have a girl in somewhere. It was either Angelina Jolie in 'Salt', or Angelina Jolie in 'Mr and Mrs Smith'. I think she kicked butt in 'Salt' to be honest!
Austin Powers
I'm sorry, but could you even imagine Super Friday with Austin? It would most definitely be "groovy baby!" (Sorry. That had to be slipped in there somewhere!)
Harry Tasker (True Lies)
Maybe not the most conspicuous of spies, but you most definitely wouldn't want to make an enemy out of him! I think deep down that some girls would want to recreate that infamous scene with my namesake! If you haven't seen it, then I suggest you watch 'True Lies'. You're missing out!