Check for regular updates to see who I've been mocking each week!
Clegg.
Plain and simple title- Clegg. You don't really need to say much more. Probably one of the most spineless men in politics I reckon. Today instead of attending the Lib Dem launch of the Yes to AV referendum, he's instead attending an emergency cabinet meeting on Libya. Again this man panders to David Cameron.
A referendum on the way we vote was a huge part of the Lib Dem's election manifesto. They proposed to change the way we vote so that we don't have the 'first past the post' system that we do now. He's already come under heavy criticism form Ed Milliband this week, as Ed supports the referendum, and Nick refused to share a platform with him arguing his presence would damage the campaign.
As we're all probably aware, this isn't the first time that Nick has chosen to support Cameron rather than stick to his own principles. We all know about his massive u-turn on tuition fees. When I heard that there was going to be an AV referendum I was quite happy. One thing, I thought, that Nick Clegg has actually stuck to! It seems he may not support it as much as I first thought.
They're are a lot of weasels over in Westminster, but I have to say, Nick trumps them all.
Andrew Lansley, greedy Andrew Lansley
So you may or may not know that big reforms for the NHS are planned. I don't blame you if you're not aware of this, it's not exactly the most interesting thing on the planet, but the government plans to abolish Primary care Trusts and hand over the NHS budget to a new GP's. Sounds horrible to me. As if doctors jobs aren't hard enough, they now have hospital budget to look after. MADNESS! Who's the man behind this I hear you ask? Andrew Lansley is the one you want. Now I could sit here and curse for ages about what a devil he is, but luckily MC Nxt Gen has expressed it so well in the form of a rap. Poor, poor Andrew Lansley. I would be well embarrassed.
The BNP
So the British National Party are going bust, but don't worry, they expect to pay their debts off by the end of the year.... hmmmm. Facing crippling debts of £500,000, the party have blamed big election campaigns for the European and General Elections. It clearly did a fat lot of good. It has nothing to do with the fact of course that they have to pay for things like out-of-court settlements to big companies for wrongly using products in their campaigns, like for example, using a jar of Marmite in a party political broadcast. Marmite of course representing Britain and its people down to a tee.
The good news from this whole saga is that the party have now had to cut back its spending, which means their campaign for the local elections next month is down the crapper. When you're a young student in a city like Stoke-On-Trent, this can only be cause for celebration! Not so much for the BNP though....
Sexy, sexy George Osborne,,,,,
It seems Radio Five Live's Shelagh Fogarty has been having a few saucy dreams about Chancellor George Osborne! Each to their own I suppose, but she also admitted on her final breakfast show with Nicky Campbell, that she has had an erotic dream about Neil Kinnock! Now, I enjoy their breakfast show in the morning, but just for this, I have to name Shelagh as one of my biggest losers. Just take a look at the picture below of George Osborne at the Royal Wedding yesterday- frightening! Maybe he could do with a lady like Shelagh Fogarty in his life.
